The Productive Procrastinator
Essay due tomorrow? Perfect time for a side quest: color-coding your entire closet.
Everyone procrastinates. The art is in how. This procrastination style quiz works out exactly which flavor of "I'll do it later" you are. Ideally take it right now, instead of the thing you should be doing.
We're writing the questions right now (and laughing at our own jokes, sorry). Check back soon. Meanwhile, the original is ready and waiting.
For entertainment only. Results are affectionate roasts, not psychology.
Four personas. One of them is you. Probably the one you're pretending isn't.
Essay due tomorrow? Perfect time for a side quest: color-coding your entire closet.
Still "gathering sources." It's been three weeks. You have 94 tabs open.
You don't procrastinate. You "let the pressure build." No cap, totally different thing.
Spent four hours making the perfect study schedule. Studied for zero of them.
Took the classic too? See what your purity score means →
Front-Row Overachiever, Back-Row Ghost, or the Mysterious Laptop Typist? Find your seat.
Take the quizAre you the carry, the ghost, or the one who "had WiFi issues"? Answer honestly.
Take the quizPanic Scholar, Delusional Optimist, or already mentally on vacation?
Take the quizTake it together and settle who's the problem once and for all. (Kindly.)
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